Sunday, July 23, 2006

Ahhhh...... dog vomit

<-------------This is the culprit...But I can't be mad at that face for too long. The only day in weeks that I had a killer chance of sleeping in. I was soooo sound asleep at 9:00 AM Sunday morning, until I was awakened by the unmistakeable ......gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.......BLAH!!! Yes, Palmer puked, but not until he was out in the hallway. I get him outside and he's ok now....DAMN DOG! We pick the only dog out of a litter of 13 puppies with an irritable digestive system. So I get back inside and the wife is downstairs. I had to pee really bad by now. She doesn't..... because she walked OVER the puke in the hallway outside of the bedroom to get to the potty. So I truck it back upstairs to clean the mess up, back downstairs to throw it away, and back up to piss. Not a great start to a Sunday morning where a grueling day of yard work awaits. I know my place in life now. Bush-root diggerupper and puke cleanerupper.
There I vented, I feel better now.

4 comments:

The Absent Minded Landlord said...

Hey, at least you know your place, pukeboy.

SRR said...

Welcome to being the true "Man of the House!"

MNFirefly said...

That's okay. My husband is the cat litterbox-pickeruper. :D It could be worse!

cmeddie said...

Ewwww....