No Alcohol or Drugs involved

Jules:"Normally both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken right now, but since I'm in a transitional period right now, I don't want to kill either one of your asses."


OHHHHHHH MAAAAAN!!!!! I must tell you all of another post lunch adventure. As we were traversing the lovely wooded roads of Indian Hill today making our way back to the family that owns Cincinnati, Mike was investigating what Brett had in his storage area behind the rear seat of his Ford Explorer. "What's back here Brett?" I hear from the passengers seat in the front. Mike seated behind Brett says "Ohhhh, Dan, take one of these!!" I turn to see a Kayak paddle being shoved in my face. We are going about 35 MPH when Mike says "Start Rowing!!!!" Without hesitation we both stick our paddles out of our respective sides of the vehicle and row viciously through an imaginary current. When we went into a curve, one of us had to row faster than the other. Passing cars was interesting seeing the reactions of the "beyond upper class assholes" either shaking their heads in disgust or giving looks of utter confusion as to what they had just seen. As we made it to the clients street., we put away our steering devices and luckily didn't wrerck the entire way back because Brett could hardly see from the tears running down his face. Sometimes you just have to let go. Total immaturity, it's what it's all about sometimes.