A little over a year ago, I went off to "Lutron Training". Or that's what I told my wife. I was secretly in Vegas winning hundreds of thousands of dollars w/ my older brother while we wore the same light blue suits, ala Rainman. While at the high roller's table, Ms. Smith was struck with the bolt of lightning we call LUST. As she turned her head, and her eyes caught mine, it was destiny. We strolled up to my suite, with the bed put up by the window over looking Vegas, again ala Rainman. It was a porno in the making, when the moment was just about to happen she lowered herself over me and knocked me unconcious with the mountains we've all come to call, well, Anna's tit's. I don't remember anything after that. The next thing I remember is waking up with a note in the shape of an airplane on my pillow and the song 'Take My Breath Away' playing in an unlocated radio within the room. I miss that woman, she was my destiny. I think I might be the next multimillionaire....I mean father of the baby. (This is a comment thrown in after publication, but doesn't this picture just make you smile? The more and more I look at it, I smile. They, I mean she just looks really happy right here.)
Seriously though folks, all joking aside. The woman was 39 years old. She was swept up in the world of hollywood and glamour and HAD to have finally come to the realization that she was where she was because of what she looked like and what she had physically. Not because of her brains, or personality, or acting skills. It really is a shame that those are the perameters for acceptance in the world of glitz and glamour. RIP, Ms. Smith, after years of speed and amphetamines, you need the rest.
PS- I searched and searched for a tastefully done image that wouldn't offend anyone. There actually were many to choose from and in my infinate wisdom of photography, this was the one I picked. In my searching, I found that she really was pretty photogenic.
9 comments:
Anna had acting skills galore.... How else do YOU suggest she got to be the Trimspa spokesperson? Hmmm?
Trimspa Baby!!!
Tranny Danny, what did Mrs. Dan-O say when you told her that Dannielynn might be the product of your genetic material?
Somebody tell me how she died, anyway!!!
geeesh.
cmeddie: I can only guess that it was a weakening of the heart tissue after all of the drugs and shit she's done. That's just a guess. But aparently, she almost died 2 weeks ago, a body guard found her face down in her swimming pool.
Oh, Dan-O and Teiner....try not to miss me soooo much. I know it is difficult. I will someday make it to your fair city again to get drunk off my ass.
I wonder if those boobs are real?
1ST TRYING TO WORK ON THE SANDSCRIPT
2ND HER BODY IS BEING CANNED LIKE FRUIT SO SHE WON'T GO BAD BEFORE THE COURT DATE.
3RD CONGRATS WITH THE MUTI-MILLION BUNDLE OF JOY.
Teefers: I have to tell you, in the pics I've seen of her, the look and non perkiness of such large breasteses make them seem so real you can just reach out and touch them. But apparently, she said in the past she had 8 surgeries to make them just right. Just right they were, too bad she was as dumb as a bag of hammers.
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